Hey how is everyone im do great went to youth its was amazing i really needed it but ya really haven`t been doing much just hanging out with Emily does anyone even use this anymore

 

White & Nerdy

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Parody of “Ridin'” by Chamillionaire

New lyrics by Al Yankovic

They see me mowin’

My front lawn

I know they’re all thinking I’m so white and nerdy

Think I’m just too white and nerdy

Think I’m just too white and nerdy

Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy?

Look at me, I’m white and nerdy

I wanna roll with

The gangstas

But so far they all think I’m too white and nerdy

Think I’m just too white and nerdy

Think I’m just too white and nerdy

I’m just too white and nerdy.

Really really white and nerdy.

First in my class here at MIT

Got skills, I’m a champion at D&D

MC Escher – that’s my favorite MC

Keep your 40, I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea

My rims never spin, to the contrary

You’ll find that they’re quite stationary

All of my action figures are cherry

Steven Hawking’s in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out

Got people beggin’ for my top eight spaces

Yo, I know pi to a thousand places

Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces

I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise

I’m a whiz at Minesweeper – I could play for days

Once you see my sweet moves you’re gonna stay amazed

My fingers’ movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze

There’s no killer app I haven’t run

At Pascal, well I’m number one

Do vector calculus just for fun

I ain’t got a gat but I got a soldering gun

Happy Days is my favorite theme song

I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong

I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on

I’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

They see me roll on

My Segway

I know in my heart they think I’m white and nerdy

Think I’m just too white and nerdy

Think I’m just too white and nerdy

Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy

Look at me, I’m white and nerdy

I’d like to roll with

The gangstas

Although it’s apparent I’m too white and nerdy

Think I’m just too white and nerdy

Think I’m just too white and nerdy

I’m just too white and nerdy

How’d I get so white and nerdy

I’ve been browsin’, inspectin’

X-Men comics, you know I collect ’em

The pens in my pocket, I must protect ’em

My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored

Shopping online for deals on some writable media

I edit Wikipedia

I memorized Holy Grail really well

I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL

I got a business doing websites

When my friends need some code, who do they call?

I do HTML for ’em all

Even made a homepage for my dog

Yo, I got myself a fanny pack

They were havin’ a sale down at The Gap

Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap

Pop, pop, hope no one sees me

Gettin’ freaky

I’m nerdy in the extreme

And whiter than sour cream

I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team

Only question I

Ever thought was hard

Was do I like Kirk

Or do I like Picard

Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair

Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin’

They laughin’

And rollin’ their eyes ’cause I’m so white and nerdy

Just because I’m white and nerdy

Just because I’m white and nerdy

All because I’m white and nerdy

Holy cow, I’m white and nerdy

I wanna bowl with

The gangstas

But, oh well, it’s obvious I’m white and nerdy

Think I’m just too white and nerdy

Think I’m just too white and nerdy

I’m just too white and nerdy

Look at me, I’m white and nerdy

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  1. Hey, I found your site on a Christian Blogring and thought you might be interested in another blog oppurtunity. It’s at battlecry.com, and from there you can create what’s called a battleplan. They’re just like xanga or myspace and you can blog on them and other cool stuff. Just thought you might want to check it out! Have a great day!
    BlairBattleCry Coaltion

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  2. Hey AJ,      I saw you came to my xanga so I figured I would hit you up. I hope you and Emily are doing okay. I’m alright, living day by day lol. Oh, and I want to apoligize for everything I ever put you through, I know I put you through alot but I’ve been cleanin up my life and I thought alot about everything I did to you and I am so sorry. I never ment to treat you like I did. Your an amazing guy and Emily is a wounderful girl who is lucky to have you. I hope you two the best future possible. Just remember always keep your head up and no one is worth your tears.
    LoveYour Friend,Nicki

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